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Medieval Knights, Medieval Damsels in Distress, Enter These Medieval Castle Gates Freely,For Thy Will Find Medieval Food Treasures From the Good King's Table, all for Thee.... |
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- Table
of Contents
- Ye Old Introduction
- Prelude to Free Diet Plan
- Thy Weight Loss Tournament
- Ye Old Head Games
- Life in Canterbury
- The King’s Table
- Ye Village Bakery
- Squire Tom’s Vegetable Shack
- Sir Lancelot’s Sipping Table
- Ye Village Idiot’s Fruits of the Vine
- Maiden Sky’s Dairy Faire
- Yon Morning Wake
- Medieval Rogue Taverm
- The Peasants Porch
- Ye Old Village Crafts
- Ye Queen’s Fitness Rules
- Let the Games Continue!
- Fare Thee Well
- Medieval Epilogue
- Ye Old Introduction
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About The Medieval Diet Recipes
The
yummy recipes provided in The Medieval Diet can be incorporated into
almost anyone’s diet to create a healthier lifestyle. Take heed however,
if thy be diabetic, thyroid-challenged, or harbor any other unsavory illnesses
- for thy should only follow the advice of thy family barber (physician)
in
this unlikely event.
Before going on any diet plan, including the Medieval Diet - thy must get thy barber's (physician's) approval for if thy should kill over & be as dead as a mackerel, then thy hath brought this unpleasantry upon thyself, for these writers are mere peasants, villagers of meager means. (In other words, starving artists.)
Thy wilt find no means of restitution in these pockets that remain empty most of the time. So beware & be forewarned & heed this royal warning: Tho we care greatly about thy weight loss needs, we care about thy life much more!
The
recipes herein contain ingredients found in average every-day village kitchens.
There aren’t any exotic meats, sauces or plants to purchase when making
the recipes. Even the Queen’s recipes can be fed to Simpletons & Kings
alike.
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The
recipes hath been tested for taste & ingredient accuracy by the King’s Taste-Tester
himself. Not once was there a need to herald a barber or coffin maker.
Calorie
content hath been estimated as closely as peasantly-possible based on years
of personal experience & simple label reading.
Most
recipes are simple to prepare. Thy won’t spend hours in thy hot-box kitchen,
thus reducing the unlikely event of setting thy thatched roof ablaze.
The
majority of recipes are low in fat, low in sugar – meaning healthier dining
for thee & thy kindred spirits. Yea, even thy mother-in-law.
The
Medieval Diet includes cooking tips, as well as health & allergy information.
Also
included ‘tis a bit of food trivia, a recipe for growing sprouts, an entertaining
falcon-taming story & much more! And again, all of our medieval recipes
are created with foods that can be found in thy ordinary kitchen – not exotic
grape leaves that hath been imported from The Garden of Eden. Talk about
temptation…well let’s not linger here.
Medieval Food - Medieval Foods - The Medieval Diet - Your Medieval Weapon for Weight Loss - Medieval Recipes
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