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Medieval Knights, Medieval Damsels in Distress, Enter These Medieval Castle Gates Freely,For Thy Will Find Medieval Food Treasures From the Good King's Table, all for Thee.... |
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- Table
of Contents
- Ye Old Introduction
- Prelude to Free Diet Plan
- Thy Weight Loss Tournament
- Ye Old Head Games
- Life in Canterbury
- The King’s Table
- Ye Village Bakery
- Squire Tom’s Vegetable Shack
- Sir Lancelot’s Sipping Table
- Ye Village Idiot’s Fruits of the Vine
- Maiden Sky’s Dairy Faire
- Yon Morning Wake
- Medieval Rogue Taverm
- The Peasants Porch
- Ye Old Village Crafts
- Ye Queen’s Fitness Rules
- Let the Games Continue!
- Fare Thee Well
- Medieval Epilogue
- Ye Old Introduction
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Medieval Food - The Medieval Diet - Ye Old Non-Standard Prelude
Thy Willpower: ”Loud reeking echo is yet again set forth.”
Maiden Sky:”The Medieval Diet may also take thee to weight loss success without magical promises, without potentially harmful drugs & without excruciating exercise. The Medieval Diet ‘tis sensible & safe. The Medieval Diet ‘tis NOT a fad diet. Fun & merry – not fad.”
Sir Thomas: ”The Medieval Diet wilt also show thee how to break dastardly diet brick walls known as 'Sluggish Metabolism’, ‘Weight Loss Plateau’ & ‘A System That Needs Recharging’. By fortifying thy motivation, thy willpower, by making healthy feasting choices & by concocting the tasty recipes included herein, thy will oft times wonder if thou are on a diet, or not.”
Maiden Sky: ”The diet plan ‘tis fully outlined & tells thee exactly what to expect during thy weight loss journey. Even a Village Idiot can make sense of this adventurous, merry diet. And The Medieval Diet ‘tis a plan that thee can use with confidence!
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Simply use the low calorie, low fat recipes with thy daily diet to add fun, merriment and excitement to thy otherwise dull diet plan. Be sure to get thy family doctor's approval before going on any diet plan or weight loss regime.”
Sir Thomas: ”Take heed to remember that there be only two trails to weight loss success: Ye Old Less Feasting Trail & -“
Maiden Sky: ” Ye Old Exercise Trail. To lose weight, thy must doth one or the other – cut back on thy feasting goodies & learn healthier cooking methods –“
Sir Thomas: ”Or burn off weight by exercising.”
Maiden Sky & Sir Thomas: ”When these two elements are combined, weight loss propels to an elevated level & weight drops much quicker. Merry days are here again!”
Faire Maiden Sky & Handsomely Rugged Sir Thomas perform ridiculous dancing frolic…as the village cameras slowly fade. Alas! It appears that our two un-minstrel wonders hath been jailed by the Village Peacekeeper for insulting the traveling Band of Dancing Gypsies.
Medieval Food - Medieval Foods - The Medieval Diet - Your Medieval Weapon for Weight Loss - Medieval Recipes
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