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Dieting Tips for Ye Old Diet - Be Crafty in Thy Dieting Ways
A good Simpleton’s Bone Size Test is to take one of thy arms & extend the dangling participle in front of thee. Next, take thy opposite hand & wrap thy thumb & middle finger around the bottom most-part of thy wrist (that smallest area, where thy hand ends).
Doeth thy fingertips touch? Yea, then thy be medium boned.
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Doeth thy fingertips not meet? Yea, then thy be large boned, even
if thy art an elf.
Doeth thy fingertips overlap? Yea, then thy be wee-boned, even if
thy art a giant.
The charts art based on un-naked villagers suited out in light clothing
(3-5 pounds) without shoes, sandals or thongs (on feet). If thy art weighting
in thy suit of armor, deduct an additional 200 pounds.
Charts art based on villagers 21 years & older. Keep in mind
that ancient villagers, as well as tots, require a different set of charts.
Ancient villagers may’st need a bit of added girth, as currently recommended
by modern day barbers. At least yesterday, for it seems to change from
day-to-day. Sometimes, minute-to-minute. As for small tots, only
a barber should’st recommended ideal weights. For village teens, they
too require special accommodations that only a qualified barber should’st recommend.
Muscle weighs more than fat, so if thy be a Village Weightlifter rather
than a Villager trying to lift weight from thy body, thy art going to weight
more. And if thy art muscular, thy wilt be able to eat a bit more than
the average Village Dieter, for muscle burns more energy thereby creating a
need for added fuel (goodies) to thy body.
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