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Medieval Knights, Medieval Damsels in Distress, Enter These Medieval Castle Gates Freely,For Thy Will Find Medieval Food Treasures From the Good King's Table, all for Thee.... |
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- Table
of Contents
- Ye Old Introduction
- Prelude to Free Diet Plan
- Thy Weight Loss Tournament
- Ye Old Head Games
- Life in Canterbury
- The King’s Table
- Ye Village Bakery
- Squire Tom’s Vegetable Shack
- Sir Lancelot’s Sipping Table
- Ye Village Idiot’s Fruits of the Vine
- Maiden Sky’s Dairy Faire
- Yon Morning Wake
- Medieval Rogue Taverm
- The Peasants Porch
- Ye Old Village Crafts
- Ye Queen’s Fitness Rules
- Let the Games Continue!
- Fare Thee Well
- Medieval Epilogue
- Ye Old Introduction
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Medieval Food - Diet Life in Canterbury
Talk
about alligator shoes! Sir Philip & Lord Faceless art two more Artless
Apple-Johns that would’st doth well to slow down & take deep breaths.
Lords & Ladies – if the three doldrums outlined above sound a bit like thee, here are a few suggestions to sweeten thy life & add bounty to thy inner self.
Medieval Diet Tip #1 - Take a Lavender-scented bath & soak the grime from thy body & mind. Light a scented candle & turn off the lights whilst enjoying thy soak. Whilst thy soak amongst the lavender, think thee only of good thots. Toss all wretched worries from thee like one of the King's men tossing a shotput.
Medieval Diet Tip #2
- Cultivate some fragrant flowers from thy garden or from a
nearby valley. Just
don’t pick the bluebonnets if thy are in Texas. In addition, frolic away
from greenery supporting 3 leaves. The Village Idiot relieved himself
in a thatch of these on the Southern edge of the forest one day. The wicked
rash that followed required three soothsayers, 2 wizards & a 3 bottles of
magical pink liquid. So take heed in the weeds.
Medieval Diet Tip #3 - Read thy way to relaxation. Even gut-wrenching, fast-paced reading wilt lend a feeling of relaxation to thy worn & torn body. Doth not fear recipe writings. Study to invent a better wheel of cheese– a healthier wheel of cheese.
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