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Medieval Knights, Medieval Damsels in Distress, Enter These Medieval Castle Gates Freely,For Thy Will Find Medieval Food Treasures From the Good King's Table, all for Thee.... |
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- Table
of Contents
- Ye Old Introduction
- Prelude to Free Diet Plan
- Thy Weight Loss Tournament
- Ye Old Head Games
- Life in Canterbury
- The King’s Table
- Ye Village Bakery
- Squire Tom’s Vegetable Shack
- Sir Lancelot’s Sipping Table
- Ye Village Idiot’s Fruits of the Vine
- Maiden Sky’s Dairy Faire
- Yon Morning Wake
- Medieval Rogue Taverm
- The Peasants Porch
- Ye Old Village Crafts
- Ye Queen’s Fitness Rules
- Let the Games Continue!
- Fare Thee Well
- Medieval Epilogue
- Ye Old Introduction
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Medieval Food - Ye Non-Standard Medieval Diet Prelude
Ye Official & Oddly Familiar Sounding Non-Standard Prelude
HEAR THY TRUMPET HORNS BLARING: WA HO WA HUM, WA HO WA HUM
A loud echo follows. (Will’s leeks.)
Faire Maiden Sky & Handsomely Rugged Sir Thomas enter thy humble stage to address thee:
Sir Thomas: “Good morrow, Handsome Lords & Faire Ladies! Prepare thyself to enter a land of weight loss enchantment, a land filled with wondrous recipes, Kingly mind & body exercises, & diet tips that wilt plaster a smile on thy face & etch smaller numbers on thy scale!”
Maiden Sky: “The Medieval Diet wilt drive those weight demons out of thy village & fill thy life with merriment & happy dance.”
Sir Thomas: ”On thy weight loss journey, prepare to lose about two pounds per week. And rest assured, for a two-pound per week weight loss ‘tis a healthy rate because true stored fat wilt be dropped rather than water weight.”
Maiden Sky: ”Wilt thy need special machines? Nay! Exotic foods for the preparation of the succulent recipes? Nay! A chastity belt for thy mouth? Nay!”
Maiden Sky slaps away Sir Thomas’ suddenly stray hand, then continues….
Maiden Sky: ”Thy will achieve success by a couple of common simpleton tools of the diet trade: a scale to weigh thy body on, a tiny scale to weigh certain feasting items on, a set of measuring spoons, a set of measuring cups & a set of teensy 2 – 5 pound weights. If thy prefer, use bags of village potatoes rather than weights. Even a large boulder from thy back courtyard wilt doeth nicely.”
Sir Thomas: ”As thy can clearly see, thy probably already hath in thy possession the aforementioned diet tools.”
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Ye Village Bakery - Medieval Peasant Bread Recipe | Medieval Sandbar Scones | Buttermilk in the Medieval Diet | Medieval Puritan Morning Dove Cake | Medieval Potato Peasant Bread Recipe | Medieval Diet - Potato Diet Info | Medieval Traveler's Bread | Medieval Staff of Life | Medieval Velveteen Biscuits | Medieval Peasant Flatbread | Medieval Diet Bread Tips | Medieval Peasant Corn Dodgers | Medieval Hunter's Pack | Medieval Dieting Tips | Medieval Brownie Recipe | Medieval Diet Sweet Tips | Medieval Old Sailor Moon Cookies | Egg Yolks in the Medieval Diet | Calories in Eggs | Saving Calories While Dieting | Medieval Ying-Yang | Medieval Cookies | Medieval Noble Apple Pie | Medieval Diet Pie Tips | Medieval Diet Low Calorie Crusts | Medieval Brownie Pie | Medieval Vanilla Wafer Pie Crust | Medieval Cheesecake | Medieval Royal Coconut Creme Pie | Medieval Put the Horse Before the Cart Pudding | Medieval Royal Wedding Cake | Medieval Rogue Angelfood Cake | Medieval Dieting Tips | Medieval Peachy Cobbler | Medieval Dieting Tips | Medieval Hard as Thy Noggin' Bread | The Witch's Claw - Medieval Cookery | King Arthur's Lemon Meringue Cookies | Medieval Gingerbread | Lady Godiva’s Tasty Pumpkin Bred, a Medieval Recipe |
Medieval Food - Medieval Foods - The Medieval Diet - Your Medieval Weapon for Weight Loss - Medieval Recipes
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